Obviously, I couldn’t wait to start writing this article. There’s nothing I enjoy more than publicly ridiculing the fashion choices of celebrities. Okay so that sounded really mean, lets say I enjoy giving my opinion on red carpet fashion. I had been waiting all week for Sunday to arrive so that I could be wowed but unfortunately I was pretty disappointed. Every year it’s the same old, same old. Nobody really stood out for me, not even the worst dressed of the evening. Don’t get me wrong, some celebrities looked stunning but it’s nothing we haven’t seen before. Any way without further ado, it gives me great pleasure to announce the number one best dressed of the evening!
[Jennifer Lopez in Giambattista Valli, Image by cosmopolitan.com]
[Image by vogue.com]
I am so proud of JLO for not wearing a shear lace dress. Maybe that awful trend of showing your arse has disappeared for good, we can only hope. She looks like one hot, latino tomale. I really appreciate a yellow dress but it only works on the right skin tone and I think Jennifer really did do this Giambattista Valli creation justice. From the thigh high slit to the makeup the whole look is beautiful, she was honestly the belle of the ball. My favourite thing about the dress does in fact have to be the mini cape which has been incorporated. Not only is it practical, you know just in case you feel a chill, but it’s also one of the biggest style trends of 2015/16. Everybody has been seen sporting cape like blazers and I live for them. Good job, JLO.
P.S The Jimmy Choo’s are what dreams are made of.
Next on my best dressed list is pretty obvious. She’s one of my favourite celebrities in the whole world. I admire this person for her eccentricity, her theatricality and her no nonsense attitude. It’s the one and only…
[Lady Gaga wearing Atelier Versace. Image by cosmopolitan.com]
Everybody praise Versace! The House of Versace must be absolutely be dripping with dollars, every year they have new designs and every body is wearing them. God, I can’t get enough. This black, velvet, figure-hugging creation is to die for and makes for a sophisticated look which was unexpected from Gaga. I have to say I was expecting some wonderfully whacky creation as her role in American Horror Story is also whacky but instead we got an even better look. The whole outfit screams old Hollywood glamour and the Marilyn Monroe-esque hair is stunning, she’s almost unrecognisable! Congrats Gaga for making my best dressed list and on your win for American Horror Story.
P.S Although I love you, you ain’t no Jessica Lange.
Finally, the last one was a hard choice for me. Mainly because I despise the person but I guess you have to give credit where credit is due. Next is the E! Red Carpet host, no it’s not Ryan but…
… Giuliana Rancic
[Giuliana Rancic in Alex Perry, photo by cosmopolitan.com]
I am a huge fan of Fashion Police which I’m sure you know. However, I cannot help myself from hating on Giuliana, after all she is the reason Kelly O left the show. Oooh girl, the drama llama has entered the building and it’s on fire. I don’t like her attitude, her shitty jokes or her as a person but what I do like (which is the most important of course) is this amazing orange dress. The colour is everything and only two people wore orange on the carpet, Amy Adams (Versace) and of course Giuliana herself. Orange is quite a risky colour, especially with a red carpet as it may clash but I do have to say Giuliana works this ensemble. I love the arms how they drape and leave a certain elegance, oh I do wish I could say the same about the person. Sorry, G.
Yay, onto my favourite part the worst dressed! Please note that all of the above and the words to come are all written in light. I don’t hate, I dislike. We are all entitled to our opinions and I have no intention of offending anyone, so let’s get to it. First is…
[Cate Blanchett wearing Givenchy. Image by cosmopolitan.com]
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Looks like she’s ready for bed…again. I have previously picked on her for wearing satin nightwear clothing and she’s done it again but this time much more tastefully in Givenchy with the tassles from her curtains hanging at the bottom of the dress. Sorry but this is not a gown for the Golden Globes, everything about it is awful. The silky, pale pink creation is only good for one thing and that’s for using as a dinner table cloth at Christmas. Put it away, it’s January for goodness sake. Sorry girl, if it helps her makeup looked pretty.
Now for a pop princess…
[Katy Perry in Prada. Image by hollywoodreporter.com]
Can someone please tell me whether or not Katy Perry has a stylist? Judging by this look probably not, if she does…they’ll probably be out of a job. The gown is too small, I don’t think it fits properly in the right places and it’s a mess. I like to see celebrities sporting daring looks and even if it doesn’t work at least they can say they tried right? This is too simple and not enough for an awards show. She looks like she’s going to a high school prom. I do however love the beehive inspired hair and the subtle make up. I suppose it’s not too bad.
I cannot believe the next person is on my worst dressed list, it’s…
[Olivia palermo in Delpozo. Image by Vogue.com]
[Image by vogue.com]
New York Socialite and blogger Olivia Palermo is gorgeous and I really do admire her style. The weird thing about this is, I actually am in love with this dress. I love the quirkiness, the horizontal stripe, the dash of colour and the shape…just not on her. Her frame is so petite I think it drowns her and doesn’t do her figure justice. I also hate the jewellery placement, there is no need for a chunky necklace on the neckline. The whole outfit would have looked better with the collarbone showing. She is a fabulous woman, just the look isn’t. It pains me to say but its oh so true.
Well, didn’t that fly by. I hope you enjoyed reading my crazy thoughts and opinions. As I said above all I have said is purely for entertainment purposes. Tweet me at @savingforchanel and tell me who your best and worst dressed were at the Golden Globes. I’d love to hear your thoughts.
Thanks again, enjoy your Friday!